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[Jan. 2nd, 2009|06:46 pm] |
Well I got a shitload of crap this year. Last year. Whatever.
Fuck you guys. The dog shit was really unnecessary. |
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| Because Madara is lazy |
[Dec. 2nd, 2008|03:51 pm] |
Okay, kiddies! 'Bout time I pass on my wisdom. Life Lessons 101 now; here we go.
So according to that one Uchiha (oh god they just keep multiplying!! So do the blond faggots!! WTF?! family reunion elsewhere please~) knowing how to wash a fucking floor is more important than knowing shit you'll actually use. Try to keep up with this, since I know the term 'heterosexual, two-person sex' doesn't actually apply to any of you. Improvise.
You all better thank me for this!
Now, I know step 7 might be a little vague for most of you. There may or may not be a future lesson on that subject ♥
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[Nov. 25th, 2008|06:29 pm] |
Okay, I understand that I can't exactly cut fish with my right arm in a sling, but this is what you get for putting me on cart duty.
( It took 2 hours )
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[Nov. 17th, 2008|06:36 pm] |
( Random Question Meme~ )
((OOC: I only changed one question, one involving ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) illgetyoufired, so the rest are legit. If your character didn't show up or showed up twice, I'm sorry but if you go to the link it just picks random friends, so not much I can do about that. Sorry~))
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[Nov. 14th, 2008|06:08 pm] |
Hospital food TASTES LIKE SHIT.
Stupid rib.
Stupid arm.
Stupid skull.
Stupid....other rib.
I swear to god this place is worse than jail.
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[Oct. 24th, 2008|09:13 pm] |
Things seem quieter around here. Heh.
Oh, by the way, Kisame, I deflowered your boyfriend. Like two days ago. Sorry about that. |
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[Oct. 15th, 2008|05:29 pm] |
For the love of god, LJ-cut all of your crappy campaign shit. I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT AND NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE. NO ONE READS THAT SHIT, HONEST TO GOD. I'M SICK OF IT.
Talking to you, Uzumaki.
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| [EVENT] Naruto's gift from Zabuza |
[Oct. 10th, 2008|07:43 am] |
I know it's a little early, but Naruto will find it when he comes to work in the morning so better this than late.
Remember the lovely drawing he got for signing the petition? Naruto gets an even lovelier card of a crudely drawn decapitated fox in a muddle of blood. It's saying "fuck you, too." There is also a little doodle of a stick figure with one arm in a cast saying "I'm a fag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" with that exactly number of exclamation points, yes. Zabuza knows Naruto likes them ♥
Also included is a little package, like the kind that they would wrap fish in when they hand it over to the customer. Except this time, it's full of fish guts. From last week.
I'm sorry Zabuza is such an ass.
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| Home Sweet Home ♥ |
[Sep. 29th, 2008|07:00 pm] |
I never thought I would miss the smell of rotten fish and Kisame this much. Oh wait, that's the same smell XD
At least it doesn't reek like perfume anymore around here, although whoever used that flowery soap shit better not do it again.
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| Not fair! |
[Sep. 21st, 2008|12:04 pm] |
The one day my shift doesn't start until noon, and I miss something!
Jesus, Kisame! What the hell did you do to this place?!
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[Sep. 16th, 2008|04:55 pm] |
Safe for work and around kids!
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[Aug. 9th, 2008|09:58 pm] |
Seriously, WTF. I come into the store on my first day, and there's like this dyke standing around. Except the dyke turns out to be a dude! What the hell is wrong with you people?! That freak wasn't even the only one that's fucked up in the head. There was this one loser in a sundress! I swear to god, you people are messed up. If it wasn't for my fucking parole officer I'd have left and never come back.
This better not be a normal thing. Otherwise I swear I'm going to lose it and shoot someone. |
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