I feel educated.

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Already knew what to do, un.

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I was actually talking to the impressionable young teenagers. UN.

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You could have swayed them into something more traumatic like BDSM.

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Good thinking. That can be next weeks lesson!

Do they make videos about that? Never mind, I'll just use pictures. Help me find some.

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...So that's how they do it.

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why the hell are YOU posting this???

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To teach punks like you what you need to know about the real world~

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I already know all about that.

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Of course you did, virgin.

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Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.

Is the entire glovebox full of condoms really necessary though? Seems a little overzealous to me.

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The people in the video go at it like rabbits. They might run out.

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There may or may not be a future lesson on that subject ♥

Gross. I threw up in my mouth a little.

(ooc: gdit I should not be allowed to have multiple journals. e__e)

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As long as I don't have to clean it up, you can throw up wherever.

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Okay, I'll hold it in till work so you can clean it up.

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Don't you dare!

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. . . Subtle.

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Yeah well...you suck. COCK. So this doesn't apply to you. =P

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You have the retorts of a five year old.

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And you're sore because your ass is.

Btw, I have never head a five year old say COCK.

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So is this how it happened with Haku, then? Minus the "heterosexual" part? I assume you're posting this out of some level of insecurity for having had intercourse with a male coworker.

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Can't get that level of privacy on a motorcycle, know-it-all.

That would actually be kind of hard...how does that work?!

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Oh, I didn't know you drove a motorcycle rather than a car. That would change the dynamic. I take it you enjoy dangerous activities?

Oh god, I don't even want to contemplate how that works.

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Pfft, motorcycles aren't dangerous!

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...Is that why? Oh...

I feel very awkward and inadequate right now.

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